Whoops' Blog

picture posting directions (posted for my buddy)

2006-09-29T17:33:00.000-05:00

heh heh tone smoked me good on this lil rap battle

2006-09-27T20:38:00.000-05:00

lol this is the fun me and tone had the other day when i was playin around on my big bro's character. a lil "rap battle"

Tonedeff like jacking off to a grim reaper poster i beat you to death
Elemento thats just a simile
Tonedeff whoops called me out but has no chance to win/ got smacked up by tonedeff now hes fixing his chin/
Elemento aiight tone i got one
Elemento YYeah, my name's whoopsie doodle but i aint no trick everybody likes you, touchin my stick
Elemento stay to yo lame ass rhyme this time bitch yo belt is mine
Tonedeff what the fuck was that whoops, you aint a rapper you're my groupie/ im old school while you're played out like fred............Tonedeff ..... fred savage movies/
Elemento =o
Elemento that hurt
Elemento yea yea old school old school old is right this old fart cant read or type hes got POOPIE runnin down hs crack
Elemento ... hecant talk cuz i just smacked back
(now this is where nightmage decides to have some fun :D
Nightmage poopie' runnin down his crack? hell no tone will soon come BACk, hell grab a pistole and wip yo sack,
Elemento hey hey hey nw donttalk that shit ill just ill just slap u wit my (penis) xD
Elemento umm is it too early to say dick?
Nightmage yo gay, it's time to pay, i dont care what you say, all you wanna do is play, dont make a fool of you'r self today
Elemento hmm u used 3 -ay words in a rhyme
Elemento not too professional xD
Nightmage right.....-.-'
Nightmage and the 1 lecturing me got nuttin to say back....
Elemento lol cuz it dont deserve one
Tonedeff whoops got smoked now he got his boys to come battle/ nightmage you suck at rap, go back to making sand castles/
Elemento tone u think u got some sort of shit but u aint nuthin but a little bitch u can run arond and do ya dance but imma kick..
Elemento i see tone has nothin to say likes hes out for the day come back next time if u want a beating ill be chillin here jus
Tonedeff i dont even got to spit anymore WHOOPS, whooped his own ass/ his friends will be like ''i heard tone smoked you'' his reply ...
Elemento smokin and eatin
Tonedeff .... dont ask/

Top 50 List for the past 2 days(23rd and 24th) Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-25T17:30:00.000-05:00

here ya go im gettin lazy i know ill end up doin it daily

eventually

Top 50 List for the past 2 days(21st and 2nd) Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-23T19:02:00.000-05:00

eh i havent had time to post em so i decided to do every 2 days till i feel like updating daily again :D enjoy fuckers

Top 50 List for 9/20-9/21 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-21T14:22:00.000-05:00

this one is for tuesday
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

this one is for yesterday
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Top 50 List for 9/18-9/19 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-19T13:19:00.000-05:00

this is what happens when u back out for friends most of the day i could have had around 75k+ but nooooooooooo im too nice.....

Top 50 List for 9/17-9/18 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-18T12:33:00.000-05:00

here's yesterdays top 50 list ive been slackin :P me dont cyur

Top 50 List for 9/16-9/17 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-17T11:07:00.000-05:00

HEY HEY I GOT 2nd BUBBAH GOT 1st -.-'' beat me by 12k lol good job bubbah on leveling to 21 and as for me IM LV 23 NOW WOOT good job to all of you who leveld and got on the list

Top 50 List for 9/15-9/16 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-16T11:01:00.000-05:00

here ya go your top 50 list for yesterday to about an hour ago from the time this was posted :D as u can see i havent been on the ball lately =\

Top 50 List for 9/14-9/15 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-15T16:23:00.000-05:00

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Top 50 List for 9/13-9/14 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-14T15:39:00.000-05:00

Check it i got 3rd :D WOOT

Jokes :D

2006-09-14T15:35:00.000-05:00

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car." "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong."Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?""Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh."Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.""That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?""I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show.""Sensible" says Jeff."So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.""And what happened then?"(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)"I kicked her in the face.

Submitted By: Bellajar thanx hun the blonde kidnappin a kid was priceless xD

Funny Blonde Joke

2006-09-14T04:57:00.000-05:00

Three blondes

Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"The blondes all nodded.The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth."So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man ?"The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?""Yes! He only has one ear!"The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face!
Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!"The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but..."He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."

lol ill start posting jokes too as they're submitted to me blonde jokes dirty jokes dirty blonde jokes send em to i_ate_your_cookie_dammit@hotmail.com

Update:

2006-09-13T17:12:00.000-05:00

Bajz's blog has been removed from my links list cuz he decided to be a lil dickhead :D

Top 50 List for 9/12-9/13 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-13T14:34:00.000-05:00

holy shit how in the blue hell did i get 1st???? oh well GO ME!!!!!!!!!

Top 50 List for 9/11-9/12 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-12T16:04:00.000-05:00

here ya go i dont think i put the one for yesterday up cuz ive been sleepin for the past 2 days so ill stick the one for yesterday up with this one

<---9-11 to 9-12 9-10 to 9-11---->

Top 50 List for 9/10-9/11 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-11T19:22:00.000-05:00

here i dont feel like typing anything im sick as fuck

Top 50 List for 9/9-9/10 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-11T01:39:00.000-05:00

sorry its late guys should i care? maybe. do i? no.

Pretty panda

2006-09-10T13:37:00.000-05:00

heh heh Last nite, a panda made me laugh. I hadn't seen Sue Sue in a looooooooooooooooong time; then she pops up and makes me laugh. Thanx Sueisha. Isn't it cute how them panda outfits have that little pudge on their bellies. so cute
ok im gonna restart my comp. L8r

=/ =| =\

2006-09-09T15:56:00.000-05:00

ok so i took a few nerve pills this mornin before i went to bed, so im happy now. I just have a short fuse, so please stay out of my face today and for the next week. I'll be playing but without PMs on, and dont come up to me saying stuff because ill just not listen. Time to get back at it.

Top 50 List for 9/8-9/9 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-09T15:46:00.000-05:00

WOW i actually got higher than Med AND Nezlo. :P well i just woke up so im gonna go eat and brush my toofers...

,,!,,

Bad Times

2006-09-09T02:51:00.000-05:00

good news for some, bad news for others. thanx to a few certain people, im quittin EO. im gettin tired of people's bullshit. those of you who know me know that im a nice person and hate drama, and i get pissed off when im fucked with. Well ive been pushed too far this time, so im quitting EO. I'll be keeping my account so dont even ask for shit, cuz all i will tell you is fuck off. It's supposed to be a game, yet people like to spread personal stuff and act like they havent done anything wrong. Then, they ask you why you're so mad and say that they havent done anything wrong, and their lieing just makes you even madder. I'll most likely be back after i cool off, but for now im too pissed to even fuck with EO.

so, Goodbye

Top 50 List for 9/7-9/8 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-08T20:36:00.000-05:00

Wow im really falling behind...but hey, i got 13th so im not complaining....and also today is my last day of grouping =\ From now on im goin solo, and im ksing everyone that comes to me... sorry guys im just falling behind, and i need to catch up.

*leaps out a window* >:) heh heh heh they'll never catch me this time

2006-09-07T19:04:00.000-05:00

HEY CHECK DIS OUT im on the top 100 list now cept im now lv 21 with a grand total of 1238322exp :D GO ME WOOT almost 24hours nonstop training. To those of you i ksed, I ApOlOgIzE GrEaTlY just havent been in that great of a mood, but seeing my name on the top 100 list that just gave me chills cheers to all of you tho and ty for lettin me have some private moments to kill and sulk in peace
*points in a random direction* LOOK ITS ....(insert random person here)!!!! *runs*

Top 50 List for 9/6-9/7 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-07T14:31:00.000-05:00

WHOOOOOOOO FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GOT 3RD ON THE LIST GO ME GO MEE and help from others :D Congrats to everyone else who made it this time too :D look for me on the top 100 list

*points in a random location* JACKALOPE! *runs away*

Top 50 List for 9/5-9/6 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-06T11:54:00.000-05:00

CAN YOU SAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT I GOT MO FOCKIN 13TH GO ME!! and grats to mah bubbah Dayalb for gettin just 1k more then me -.-'' lalala good job you all and thanx cascade for the list :D

*plop* *Flushing Noise*

Im Gone

Top 50 List for 9/4-9/5 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-05T10:47:00.000-05:00

ok guys heser's yesterday's post thanks again to the Greta Cascade :D

LOOKY LOOKY i got 23rd. ok well i'm not too cheery right now because ive got a splitting headache and have had very little sleep. sooooo....im gonna leave you all with that and just say ...eh
...good job u guys

Sadness is Me

2006-09-05T01:21:00.000-05:00

Ok guys, It seems that my ftp webhost has shut my page down or sumthing. Hell if I know, but if one of you all could check my site out to see if its down, i would be most greatful. I've been updating it regularly, but every time i try to go to it on the web, it shows the cannot find server error msg. *sigh* If my page has been taken down, then i gotta find me another web host. :( BUT HEY!!! Look at the good side. Maybe i can find one that dont have to do with popups every time you look at it. :D Ok so i need someone to check my site and see if its down

Peace of Cheese

Whooptiedoodle

Top 50 List for 9/3-9/4 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-04T14:26:00.000-05:00

well looky what we have here. Yesterday's list. I'm as high up there as i am thanx to a few people cuz they teamed me while i slept of some dizziness (wasnt intending on sleeping, just laying down). Oh well :D 12th PLACE HERE I AM xD I'll post this on my website as soon as i feel like it.

peace

Me

Top 50 List for 9/2-9/3 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-03T14:51:00.000-05:00

Ok guys i woke up a bit late, so heres the list for yesterday :D Cascade said that some of the exp values may be incorrect and that he marked those that MAY be incorrect with a (?). I wrote my exp down before i logged off last nite and compared, and i didnt see any mistakes in his calculations. Who knows? Maybe he's just off his rocker today. :D JK lol GO ME FOR GETTIN 28th

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

2006-09-02T15:12:00.000-05:00

K guys today is my niece's birthday so i wont be on : ) SHE'S NOW 3 YEARS OLD CONGRATS QUISTIS :) ok i gotta run yall birthday party to attend :) mmmm cake
isnt she adorable

Top 50 List for 9/1-9/2 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-02T15:10:00.000-05:00

lol heres yesterday's list. again, thanx to cascade for this wonderful piece of work : ( i wasnt even on there BUT NEXT TIME!!

Top 50 List for 8/31-9/1 Thanks to Cascade

2006-09-01T19:01:00.000-05:00

Here's yesterday's top 50 list thanks to Cascade :) Woo Woo i got 31s on the list go me go me :D

he he he he

2006-09-01T02:14:00.000-05:00

Heya peoples

I decided just 20 mins ago to join PX. I had Nezlo recruit me, so im no longer guildless. :) STILL trying to pwn in ninjas, so im not gonna be workin on my website much till tomorrow. Ive got the url posted 2 times in the entire blog. Go check it out and tell me what u think. anything i need to add? Jus lemme know. E-mail me or just leave a comment :P

Tranquility
Whoops

RL pics to post on my site

2006-08-31T17:35:00.000-05:00

Hey guys!! :) ok im startin something that a few EO bloggers i know are doing. I'm starting a RL pics section for my site like nezlo and wikky are doing. Call me a copycat :) But hey if any of you all want your RL pic posted on my site (http://whoops-top-50-list.t35.com), just send your pics in an e-mail to: i_ate_your_cookie_dammit@hotmail.com :) okies im not gonna talk anymore so im leaping like a ....(insert own simile here)

Whoops

Top 50 List for 8/30-8/31 Thanks to Cascade

2006-08-31T17:15:00.000-05:00

Here's yesterday's top 50 list once again sponsored by Cascade. "does a lil jingle* When u want, your dishes clean, just call Cascade, he's really mean(to grease) xD ill also be posting these on my own website http://whoops-top-50-list.t35.com just click the side sidebar link labled Top 50 List :)

yawn

2006-08-30T23:47:00.000-05:00

ok so yea i didnt really feel like doing anything today after i posted the top 50 list (ty Cascade btw) so i slept from 630pm est till 1030pm est the time is now 1224pm est (ooooo the est's pwn) havent been on EO at all revamped my site to where instead of goin to directory of / it goes straight to the main page well im goin back to bed cuz im still sleepy as fudge

exit light enter night

Whoops

Top 50 List for 8/29-8/30 Thanks to Cascade

2006-08-30T12:39:00.000-05:00

Here's yesterday's top 50 list(ALL THANKS 100% to Cascade. ) thanx buddy for allowing me to use your list on my bloggeh. :) Muchas gracias amigo!!! :D
hope you all enjoy. well im off for today

My FTP site

2006-08-29T22:55:00.000-05:00

Hey guys. Just decided to blog about my first site i had before this one. I just got a decent template stuck on it thanx to Steve's-Templates.com I think thats the site. =\ Anyways, check out my site. It's http://whoops-top-50-list.t35.com Post some comments here, and let me know what you think of it so far. =] FEEDBACK IS WELCOME (and i do mean all feedback. as long as its relevant to the site. anything that has nothing to do with the site will be deleted =])

Offers...Should I Or Shouldn't I?

2006-08-28T23:14:00.000-05:00

Hmmm.... One of my good buddies walked up to me this evening and suggested that I join PX, which is my buddy, Nezlo's, guild. I also had an offer from someone in UF, Xdudex. I know i made a vow of guildlessness, and the piece and quiet is great. Nezlo and Eonx are 2 of my good buds on EO, and Xdudex and Mrpringle are also good friends of mine. =\ Should i pick PX, UF, or just stay a loner?

(pregnant woman's period)+(-er) = (Later)

Whoops

wtf!?

2006-08-28T17:30:00.000-05:00

OK. Who here likes to watch the Lilo and Stitch series on the Disney Channel? It's such a cute little show and the movie was pretty damn good for a child's movie. If you like that kinda stuff, check out the series on Disney Channel.

Now for EO:
I was up all night again. I was in the ninja house in Anundo (aka Jap Town to a lot of you), and Oursav(Josh) was there. That was the most fun ive had in a while. His magical strength made me think more strategical and crap in gettin the KS or just the overall kill on Mr. Anundo Master. I got a majority of the kills, but i left out this morning at 7:40am leaving Josh the general timeframe of the LS drops. For me, the LS drop time is approximately 7:30am-9am est. I'm not entirely sure of the time in the afternoons, but ill find out eventually. Anyways, I'm gonna head like a zit. :-&

Dos Svedania
Whoops

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2006-08-28T05:46:00.000-05:00

Before the hair cut:

After the hair cut:

Lmao tell me what u think of me with long hair and me with whort hair 1 being the worst and 10 being the best.

AND YES IT IS A CONTEST SHEESH IM COMPETING ME NOW AGAINST ME BEFORE (ty Vegasz for pointing that out for me :P :P :P)

Good Stories and Ninja ][D][/\][][\][/-\G][E

2006-08-28T01:38:00.000-05:00

Ok. Nothing interesting again. :P You all like good stories? Read Orexus' Blog. Hes got a killer story on there. I only read the last part of it, and I was on the edge of my seat. Kickass Orexus.

Now for the ninja pwnage. I've been owning ninja all night so far. Accumulated over 10k gold and close to 3000 exp. Not bad, huh? Oh and for you all out there who dont know the general time frame that the LS drops: It's about 8am EST.

If there's anything specific you all would like to know about leave me a comment on this blog topic, or email me @ i_ate_your_cookie_dammit@hotmail.com Also, if you have any useful information on how to log the exp for the players online on EO, let me know, so I can start recording the top 50 EXP Gainers Lists.

Peace, like pie.

Hasta Luego

Whoops

Retarded Announcement

2006-08-27T09:47:00.000-05:00

*Bing Bong* Attention Passengers: We will be landing shortly Wild and Wonderful Wat The Fuck Ever.

This is just an update on, well, earlier's blog. I was in ninja, fuckin pwning like usual, when a lv 4 noob walks in and KSes the bastard and gets a goddamn LS drop. This was at approximately 8:30am. Safe to say i was pissed. oh well made over 16k tonite/this morning. Put 12k of it on Elemento's id so the poor bastard can train. :P lol Gotta help big brother. Read Espii's blog. Seems she's quit EO for the time being for another of my favorite games, Diablo 2-and World of Warcraft III. Nezlo, I apologize for last nite in the factory. I caused you to lose some of your kills. Didnt mean to, and I hope you're not mad at me. :( Anyways im outtie like a belly button.

Chill

Whoops

2nd First Blog :P

2006-08-27T06:17:00.000-05:00

Yo Yo Decided to take Wikky's advice and start on an easier blog thingymajig. Thanx Wikky!!!!!!!!!!!! ^.^ As for my other blog, Ill keep it, too. Im still not done with it either, tho. Ive got some stuff to learn about programming FTP and HTTP, so as soon as im done with that lil task, I'll be back to it.

Well, i quit CTT today/this morning/last nite. Yea Yea I know, but i was tired of some people's bullshit all the time. And just a heads up here, but dont be asking me to join your shit, cuz i wont. The ONLY way ill join another guild other than the one i want to make....is if you give me MUCHAS DINERO...buncha cash....or if i just like u well enough to swear off my vow of guildlessness.

I also see that Debstar is still guildless and also that Kasueme quit MNM. (quite frankly i dont blame her...she's much too sweet for a guild with a rep like that WTG BERDY YOU BASTARD)

Well right now im sittin in ninja place gatherin gold for me and mah big brother, Elemento....-.-'' hes broke as i am...

ANYWHO im gonna jump like criss cross gonna make me

Outtie like a belly button

Whoops

Whoops' Blog

picture posting directions (posted for my buddy)

heh heh tone smoked me good on this lil rap battle

Top 50 List for the past 2 days(23rd and 24th) Thanks to Cascade

Top 50 List for the past 2 days(21st and 2nd) Thanks to Cascade

Top 50 List for 9/20-9/21 Thanks to Cascade

Top 50 List for 9/18-9/19 Thanks to Cascade

Top 50 List for 9/17-9/18 Thanks to Cascade

Top 50 List for 9/16-9/17 Thanks to Cascade

Top 50 List for 9/15-9/16 Thanks to Cascade

Top 50 List for 9/14-9/15 Thanks to Cascade

Top 50 List for 9/13-9/14 Thanks to Cascade

Jokes :D

Funny Blonde Joke

Update:

Top 50 List for 9/12-9/13 Thanks to Cascade

Top 50 List for 9/11-9/12 Thanks to Cascade

Top 50 List for 9/10-9/11 Thanks to Cascade

Top 50 List for 9/9-9/10 Thanks to Cascade

Pretty panda

=/ =| =\

Top 50 List for 9/8-9/9 Thanks to Cascade

Bad Times

Top 50 List for 9/7-9/8 Thanks to Cascade

Top 50 List for 9/6-9/7 Thanks to Cascade

Top 50 List for 9/5-9/6 Thanks to Cascade

Top 50 List for 9/4-9/5 Thanks to Cascade

Sadness is Me

Top 50 List for 9/3-9/4 Thanks to Cascade

Top 50 List for 9/2-9/3 Thanks to Cascade

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Top 50 List for 9/1-9/2 Thanks to Cascade

Top 50 List for 8/31-9/1 Thanks to Cascade

he he he he

RL pics to post on my site

Top 50 List for 8/30-8/31 Thanks to Cascade

*yawn*

Top 50 List for 8/29-8/30 Thanks to Cascade

My FTP site

Offers...Should I Or Shouldn't I?

wtf!?

Rate this one a scale of 1-10

Good Stories and Ninja ][D][/\][][\][/-\G][E

Retarded Announcement

2nd First Blog :P

yawn